Mitt Romney, after an appropriately disappointing finish in New Hampshire, is betting the house on the Michigan Primary tomorrow. If he doesn’t finish first in the state his Daddy ran as Governor, there’s a very good chance he’ll pack up his millions and leave the race.

On the one hand, that’s great news for anyone who knows Mitt Romney, and what a horrible President he’d make. He did manage to start dismantling Massachusetts, after all. On the other hand, Mittens leaving the race would mean far less hilarity in the Republican primary. I’d love to see this be a months-long clusterf**k that ends only after Huckabee announces he’s dropping out after speaking with God and McCain and Romney have a steel-cage match on the floor of the convention. So since the Michigan Democratic Primary means nothing, should Democrats there vote Mitt to keep him in the race? Why not?!?