Wow. This is extremely gross…and hilarious. Apparently a scabies outbreak has hit a freshman dorm at Harvard, wreaking havoc on the young, promiscuous students. Don’t worry, I pretended to know what scabies was too, until reading this story. IvyGate has the full story, from their man on the inside. The best part?

“Apply the cream to your entire body, from the neck down.”

What if there’s an enormous outbreak among the whole student body – can you imagine how ridiculous that would be?